Boo gets busted

Ryan’s found a new use for his height: mooching off his classmates. We got a report that he was tooling around from one high chair to another, helping himself to the other babies’ Cheerios and sippy cups. Apparently Ryan never heard what a wise man once said, “with great power comes great responsibility.”

Okay, that was Spider-Man. But still! We can’t have our ten-month old running riot over the smaller kids. And by smaller kids, I mean anyone between zero and 24 months. The next thing you know he’ll be extorting the toddler room for protection money.

As far as we know he’s only been caught in the act one day so far. Hopefully the thrill is gone. He’s a bodyguard, not a bully.